. Oh.. theres Jessica. It becomes apparent that Sophie used to go out with Bennys brother Peter. Most successful female playwright since who? Read the play here Regular|Acting Edition, A monologue from the play by Idris Goodwin, Ive got something to show you. But now Ive got to rack my brains! (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Danger) He said it anyway. Must be Friday. I am always telling that to your poor uncle, but he never seems to take much notice . Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or die. sure the school board would love to hear about your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student. I know I must have left it somewhere., Turned the house upside down. A monologue from the play by Nikolai Gogol. The official site for award winning screenwriter and playwright ARTHUR M. JOLLY. Its something no man will ever understand, and anyway they just dont want to. Looking for killer audition monologues? Eating is great, sex used to be great (remember when sex was great, Mrs. Serial Dater female monologue about a black widow from the darkly comic play Lacey's Last Chance. Which was fair enough. All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a rock and roll star. 15 Monologues from Published Plays ACTING DIFFERENT Cassandra lets her boyfriend know how she doesn't appreciate the fact that he acts completely different in front of his friends. () Yes, you are a dull maid alate, methinks you had need have somewhat to quicken your green sickness; do you weep? And if you dont, Im ! Oh come on, it was high school dance. Theyve only got to enter this Inn and they fall in love with me and think they can marry me on the spot. The show is in the manner of Talking With or Vagina Monologues. Three: Should women run for president of the United States? I dont see why not. I was so . I really hate going to the doctors office. I was this dorky seventh grader from the Valley when I had my first cool experience. We dont want to wake her up. . ANNA: I s'pose if I tried to tell you I wasn't- that- no more you'd believe me, wouldn't you? Dotingor where they? And my whole family is big and loud. Be this advice pursued by each fond maid, Neer slight the substance for an empty shade: Rich, weighty sparks alone should please and charm ye: For should spouse cool, his gold will always warm ye. You are a . Home | Uncategorized | 35 Comedic Monologues for Women, A monologue from the play by Tony Kushner. My birthday. If you are auditioning for an absurdist comedy, this piece may be a good fit for you. and nothing was said, and I never did it again till this year. And heres a chance to really enjoy it. I was languishing with hunger, but oh, dear Mother . Why is that? It wasnt! Mack, Cam, Timp and Benny share a flat in Edinburgh. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Newly revised and expanded, the book includes the author's own assessment of each monologue. (Female, Dramatic, Teens) Mel doesnt like her. I could not bear it. Rules; Blog; Contact; Browse: Home / Uncategorized / psychotic female monologues from published plays Trees, grapes, most garden equipment, and hair product a good friend of the family, Emily, is convinced that her little baby, Shawna, who was delivered stillborn just last spring, has come back to life as a George Foreman Grill. This is for you. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Bi-Polar Disorder) My Fair Lady. My late husband, Fester. But it gets better, for a while at least, until it gets worse. . "A Midsummer Night in the OC" by D. Tupper McKnight "A modern interpretation of the jealous maiden, Helena's. Thatsgreatthats positive but positive is overrated. I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. This standalone monologue is entitled SANDRA, the Writer. Sandra is speaking to a doctor, a psychiatrist. What Julia doesnt know is that Dr. Nukulye has a hidden agenda driven by his own deviant sexual fetishes that have gotten him into trouble in the professional world. Them she lived with would have killed her for a hatpin, let alone a hat. I looked like a scarecrow what with the bags under my eyes and bits of crayon wrapper leaking out of my clothes. Sixty-two. In this monologue, Blaine speaks to his newborn baby about his mentally retarded sister Dale. I quickly glanced towards the radiator to see if it was covered. I thought my hand might go through into space. A Louisiana Gentleman is a comedy that exposes Blaine Ashton, a young medical student desperate to choose among three women: his manic sixteen year-old sister, a seductive middle aged actress, and his alcoholic, duty-driven aunt. All Rights Reserved, 11 Dark Female Drama Monologues from Plays, 11 Dark Monologues from One-Act Plays for Actress, 11 Drama Monologues for Women of All Ages, Dark and Brooding Female Drama Monologues. who will, on a weekly basis in Cabinet meetings, shake hands with you before you nod off to sleep. BEAUTIFUL DAY A woman who feels unloved and unhappy inside herself because she simply doesn't think she is visually pretty enough. It is my last reception, and one wants something that will encourage conversation, particularly at the end of the season when every one has practically said whatever they had to say, which, in most cases, was probably not much. Oh and this whole Josh and Ty thing was wiggin me more than anything. This is it for you. A monologue from the play by Thomas Middleton. All that remains is to put them in my purse, shut my eyes, and thats it what will be, will be. THE ALTRUISTS (SYDNEY) DOWN FOR THE COUNT (WENDY) POST MORTEM (BETSY) 20 Funny Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays. Widowed during the Vietnam War at a very young age, Sarah shares her sorrow with her two neighbors, Venita and Maggie. At this point in the play he has decided to talk to a Neuropsychiatrist after having a rough experience with a physic. Winona Ryder has always been good at playing "lost" characters. I have written a number of plays for play festivals, as well as read through hundreds of plays on the internet, and I realized there is gap in the publishing industry where good authors struggle to get their plays published. A monologue from the play by David Garrick. (Female, Dramatic, 18-22, Depression) Im a planet. .) Your mamas asleep. Even though they have class together at school, Travis and Erynne dont know each other. Often times actors are either unemployed, or on a break . But she didnt do it well enough. . COFFEE TABLE Melanie lives in a psycho ward talking to people that aren't really there but what if they are? Because at least you dont have to have the evidence under your sweater. Ive spent over twenty years living breathing f***ing sucking eating sleeping dreaming all things rock and roll. In fact, out of her a**hole! Why, thou foolish jade, thou wilt be as ill used, and as much neglected, as if thou hadst married a lord! . This speech is the start of a monologue play about a young man who volunteers in old peoples homes, and suffers paroxysms of love and hate for the residents. Now, what would you call a woman with that strength in her have to die of influenza, and what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me? The second after Id got my drivers license, I grabbed my fake ID, jumped into my Pinto, and headed straight over the hill for Hollywood. I see how your mother talks to you and dont get me wrong. 1. 50? It was a knockout; shimmering with pinks and blues, lavenders and maroons, turquoise and golds, oranges and creams. Bill Clinton was impeached but because she needed to be surrounded by more objects that she could relate to on a past life level. JOCASTA - 1. . I'm sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. A Comedic and Dramatic Monologue for Women from the Play, ANNIE JUMP AND THE LIBRARY OF HEAVEN by Reina Hardy 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (KJ): "I can't afford to screw this up" April 6, 2022 (Male or Female, Dramatic, Teens) I FOUND MY OWN MATERIALS . You baggage, you hussy! I went down to the kitchen and made myself a cream cheese and jelly sandwich on date-nut bread. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN HERE? She is bogged down by what a doctor would call depression, but her descriptions are more poetic than direct, implying that she knows how she feels but is unaware of whats causing it or how to stop it. I mean, like, how could I, like, get an F? Because this was pointless. Yes, this fellow might be exactly what I need. And what lucky ladies get to share this glamorous life with me? 1) Helena wants Demetrius back. A husband generally is a careless, domineering thing that grows like coral, which as long as it is under water is soft and tender. You look like a nice couple. You can be completely anonymous here. I think she only stopped sleeping with it when she started sleeping with Sally. And Im buggin. Bit. So, I maimed. Hmbitter rock chick in a bandbitter rock chick without a band. There is something so sterile, so impersonal about it. Right? Weve pullednine from our collection that dig deep into a characters innermost psychological workings during a catastrophe. Finds ita folded 8 10 sheet of paper.). Monologues From Published Disney Plays Peter and . The Importance Of Being Earnest. Do you think the sexual revolution has gone too far? It certainly has. Health is the primary duty of life. 300 plays. I came here to this house. . Nothing can hurt you when youre sleeping: you dont put on weight; theres no pressure to make anybody happy (including yourself). Boca Prep International School, FL, USA 2021. Abe didnt come to the party. . Suitable for: PG 16 Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair A? AFTER THREE MONTHS THAT RADIATOR WAS . Anyhow, Maggie told Scarlet that the reason why she was feeling so lonely was not because she hadnt had a real date since. Two love struck actors audition for Broadway and are confronted with questions that are afraid to answer and routines that lead them into questioning their lives. This character sits in a church at a funeral for one of their classmates. . (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Pregnancy) Thank you for your submission. There is no more affinity betwixt virtue and marriage than betwixt a man and his horse. Really love me? I just dont want to accrue unnecessary fines, thats all. She said. "Well, Tommy has proposed to Lady Bracknell has become aware of Jack's intentions toward Gwendolyn. . In this set of four monologues by women who kill, the author allows us to meet four female killers or murderers, each who kills or has killed for different reasons for one, its a job, the second for revenge and the third, to save her children from a lifetime of potential pain. And I cried because I didnt want to be. Her father had depression, too. .! I don't do that stuff. Look at this shower! 3. Its always going to hurt the rst time. It's been getting in the way of their relationship and in this one act play, Cassandra and Robert decide if they should continue dating because of it. These monologues from plays all feature three-dimensional females with space for an actress to show off her character talent. So I pressed down harder, my fingers steaming and blistering. Thats not who I was. . Step 1: Select the amount you would like to purchase: Step 2: Send a customized personal message. To get it back. Here is she going to throw away fifteen thousand pounds; upon what? . And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. (Male, Dramatic, 20s) Simply click on the appropriate link below to access the full monologue lists. Absolutely not. Over the course of 34 years, Venita, Maggie, and Sarah confront social and political issues as they fight to assert their identity and protect their friendship. I love Josh! Griffith High School. Um I might go to Brenstone Unitarian Church. (comes out of the store with bags in tow) What does she want with Josh anyway? Funny. Nick is gay. And then, when we both think Im ready, Im going to get in my car and drive off the Verrazano Bridge. Then she come to so sudden that she bit the bowl off the spoon. Just click Shakespeare! However, if he be so young, so handsome, and so everything as you mention, I believe hell do still. An assortment of public domain monologues taken from classic plays organized by gender and type. But why, good fisherman,Am I thought meat for you, that never yetHad angling rod cast towards me? And you know why he told me, Barney? And so had I. I mean, it was mostly my fault. Honestly, this choosing business is so difficult. Fantastic! and my mother saw me with my hand under my dress rubbing away, and she dragged me out so quickly I hit my head and it bled and I was sick. A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. Shes over 50, divorced, and she sits in night after night after night because available guys her age want something-forgive me, they want somebody that looks like Marin. But not always pure. Ill continue to write. Here, she visits a website for the transgender community and posts on their message board, asking their advice and weighing her options. 1 to 2 minute monologue from wizard of oz comedu. 8 of the Best Monologues from Sinister Characters : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. Theyd made some effort. There are not many husbands and wives who can bear the charges of plaguing one another in a handsome way. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? But not in a bad way. Is this what you want Lillian!? 8 of the Best Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. I kept it hidden under blankets during the day. This brief selection of examples shows how Spregelburd's translation neutralizes the ambiguities in the source text by determining a female character to the main voice in the play (1, 2), attributing a male identity or a generic nature to entities that are not defined in terms of gender (3) and using masculine generic forms in the target text in Spanish (4). And, who knows if he hasnt just met her. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. 1: Female Monologues.. Gin was as mothers milk to her. Then they moved her from the school when she got out of hospital because they wanted to change her routine and they werent sure our school was a healthy environment. Its a wonder you didnt notice. SPECTACULAR! that theyre brought to an office building in Maryland where civil-servant types are paid to answer the sane ones. I basically turned it all on them. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. . Nick has a love of the Existentialists. Sometimes I do it three times in one night and it really is great fun. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, Josh. And hes a hideous dancer, couldnt take him anywhere. Thats Sally. Peta, twenty, has run away to London for a couple of weeks in an attempt to get away from her life back in Liverpool. You followed my gaze and saw it. . . Best live a careless life from hand to mouth. Do you find the idea of wife-swapping distasteful?. Ive seen Jessica Lopez make a girl cry just by looking at her. LEAH. Thats Faith. There is so much to hear if you just stay quiet and listen for it. However, she has been in a relationship with a man who keeps pushing her to have sex with him. Character: Ernestine. She attempts to tell her doctor how she started writing. The girl is English. And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke. through a network of handshakes, the Under-Secretary of Outrageous Falsehoods will shake hands with the Secretary for Pernicious Behavior under the Cloak of Night. Free audition monologues for women, men, girls and boys. But Ive met girls like you before and I can tell you, if you dont change your life, youre about ten years away from being a divorced Real Estate agent with chipped nail tips. Her past dysfunctional sexual relationships haunt her through the guise of an Everyman Lover who lives mostly in Julias mind. I told him he didnt have to say that. O woman, woman, foolish woman! I say friend. . You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. I still have your virginity. (She starts laughing) looming . The Godfather Part II: A short but powerful monologue from Kay Corleone (Diane Keaton), the abused and bitter wife of a short but powerful Italian Don (crime boss). Before they leave, Peta is insistent that Colin listens to her. Regina George. Last week? . And my hearts pounding. Your mom and dad take you to church and theyll teach you about thy neighbors and love and thy and dont and do. B? For me and my cause, money is no object. . I can say it. Worthing, I Confess ..". My first instinct was to turn it over to the police and let them sort her out. Shes alone with the coffin. Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in. Norman has sought out a variety of methods to get a hold of his severe anxiety. Had to cancel all her cards. . How oft it chances that in dreams a man Has wed . YELLOW: lemon curls dipped in sugar . . Lets see if Shirley Temple and Keith Moon had a love child, shed definitely be Sally. Do you remember jokes and take pleasure in relating them to others? Well, you dont do that, do you, Harold? The husbands Id have, if Id married all that had wanted to marry me! Mr. You have successfully purchased store credit. Cause I got bored and had sex with you? GoodFellas But he will. Fabulation, or the Re-Education of Undine. I saw the band X at The Whiskey and I fell in love with punk rock. A list of Shakespearean monologues categorized alphabetically by comedy, history and tragedy. as far as any improvement in his ailment goes. Well, Algernon, of course if you are obliged to be beside the bedside of Mr. Bunbury, I have nothing more to say. In a matter of fact I most certainly am qualified of making that point. No, faith; husbands are like lots in the lottery: you may draw forty blanks before you find one that has any prize in him. She needs to tell him things. I used to think Clive was the one who liked sex. () I knew she was always a proud sl*t; and now the wench hath played the fool and married, because forsooth she would do like the gentry. . Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Id rather no music than music I dont really want. In this monologue, Erynne talks to her boyfriend Nemo about the death and suicide of her sister Dierdre. How romantic! My friends are different. Length: Each monologue is about 4 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. Every girl here is afraid of you. The Crucible 11. Then, theres my gorgeous sister here. Throughout this monologue, we would never guess that tonight is the night she will be found out by the Gestapo, and sent to prison for her work. You know what my proof is? And everybody is in each others lives and business. . $8.99. She's much better than your ex-wife. What is Performerstuff? This is dreadful oh God, please make it Anuchkin! Marry? Cause, youll say,Im given to sport, Im often merry, jest.Had mirth no kindred in the world but lust?Oh, shame take all her friends then! Switching Sides - LGBTQ monologue from the play Unbearable Hotness. For every color, I imagined a taste . "Doubt" by John Patrick Shanley. He loved his state. The Dutch Courtesan. No, Im not getting an abortion. Darnell?). I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. In two days Ill be 40 and surprise surprise, I aint no rock star. Petas bedsit, London. She is my sister and everything butDont get me wrong. All Rights Reserved, Contemporary Female Monologues for Talent, New Contemporary Monologues for Talent Auditions, New Monologues Written Each Day on Monologue Blogger, Talent Looking For Contemporary Monologues. My parents: Sharon and Dave. I dont like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. $3.99. Same old shit, same old shit. Insane Person Monologue Female 0 Recommend Jordan Becknell Posted 11-12-2019 13:43 Reply Reply Privately Hi! Copyright 2023 PerformerStuff. . just to think, Cause were always together, just eating, eating, eating! I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. And thats what I mean about But they were bored and it was quite shit and they thought itd be quite funny to leave, and it sort of was, you know? (She stands at the parapet and looks out. She is so accomplished. Im difficult to explain without sounding thick but me and her dont fit like that. Most people don't make it past fifty. Dont I yearn, and ache, and shop? Um. Whether it is depression, suicide, or schizophrenia, each of these characters is suffering through, or helping someone along their journey, in battling their own mind. I could quit, and become the bitter old b*tch who devoted her whole life to rock and roll and never succeeded or, I could stick with it and become the bitter old b*tch who refused to give up. I wish you well and I wont bother you anymore. Instead I found Frank. She crept forward and touched it, and then jumped back. She got hospitalized once she turned yellow. That sort of thing infuriates me. Oh man she scared the shit out of me! Um. Tonight we made 13.50 each. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Suicide) Read other plays a fun filled musical (Madrababes) by Matt Fox. The play, narrated by Nick in the present tense, traces the events of a life-changing day. I said ship. . But I did like watching her eat. Six people come together, each for their own reasons, at a restaurant on the Lower East Side. touching them will absorb into their hands some of the toxic energy contained therein. This isnt Julias first round in therapy, but to this point nothing seems to have worked. . He doesn't like that. Its a list. Bates, may I please speak with you? Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. This standalone monologue is entitled MARCIA, the Diver. Marcia is a transgender woman who has saved almost enough money of her goal ($35,000) to complete her gender reassignment surgery. So, did I really wanna be sluggin it out in little clubs still chasing that rock n roll dream when I was 45? All of them! My first husband, the heart surgeon. (to another awkward girl) Emily, its all gonna happen for you in your thirties. Character: Sister James . Yeah what you just take soupy sales to Prom. You wanna know how I got these scars? Home. Why should a mortal man, the sport of chance, With no assured foreknowledge, be afraid? Ever since you got engaged, everything has turned to shit. Immediately after this conversation with Laura, Mack enters and in a snatched moment between them, Sophie broaches the subject. (She isnt finding anything in Leos collection.) Brooklyn Boy 6. But I would be much obliged if you would ask Mr. Bunbury, from me, to be kind enough not to have a relapse on Saturday, for I rely on you to arrange my music for me. 10 Monologues from Characters Coping with Mental Illness : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? A monologue from the book/play by Lisa B. Thompson, A thirty-five-year-old African American woman. Not that I fit anywhere. . . shell certainly have this Gayless: nay, were she as well convinced of his poverty as I am, shed have him. I mean, what mistakes did I make? Blah, blah, blah. SET THIS! BASILICA 8. Turn. Have you played over all your old lessons othe virginals? Leah, just said that you were gonna go with her. The monologue database serves the singular purpose of organizing monologues on the web and . A monologue from the screenplay by Tina Fey (Based on the book by Rosalind Wiseman). Today, and God knows how many bands later, not much has changed. If rainbows and heart emojis are not your thing around Valentine's Day, sink your acting teeth into some of the darker places love can take you in these 5 darkly "romantic" monologues. GRACEFUL! Hes been having an affair with her for eight months! ! Just in a way. Copyright [2021] Mighty Actor, DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (BOYS), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (GIRLS), 20 Best Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays, 11. To see the difference of these seasons! What are you, around 60? She went years without any real incidents. But the wrong effort. Arent I a human being? Although I dont know where those fit in, metaphysically speaking. Sensible, good-natured; I like all that. Generous. I felt as you have felt. I love you, Miss Shelton, I love you. So, instead of finger-flicking that row of dominoes like I wanted, like my gut told me I should, I just counted back from ten and let a cooler being prevail, decided to come on out to the Garden State and handle it like a sister instead of a plaintiff. Helena is depressed as Demetrius doesn\'t love her anymore. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Thank you! 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